Joy-Con drift is mechanical wear, not a software bug. I fit GuliKit TMR joysticks to a left and right Joy-Con, then calibrate and fully restart the Switch to stop phantom drift.
There’s something oddly irresistible about a console that’s already been given up on. This Sega Game Gear arrived with a label: “parts donor only”. In other words, someone had already tried to fix it, failed, and decided it was better off as a donor than a device. Naturally, that makes it far more interesting. Watch…